Dedicated to the students who find English difficult to learn.
I hope all of you enjoy the jokes!
I hope all of you enjoy the jokes!
This is the reason why I am unable to learn to speak in English or I can´t understand it!
The test consists of three modules...
BASIC MODULE
In Spanish:
"Tres brujas miran tres relojes Swatch. ¿Qué bruja mira qué reloj? "
In English:
"Tres brujas miran tres relojes Swatch. ¿Qué bruja mira qué reloj? "
In English:
"Three witches watch three Swatch watches. Which witch watch which Swatch watch? "
ADVANCED MODULE
In Spanish:
"Tres brujas 'travestis' miran los botones de tres relojes Swatch. ¿Qué bruja travesti mira los botones de qué reloj Swatch? "
In English:"Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watch which Swatch watch switch? "*
...AND THIS MODULE IS FOR MASTERS
Who says English is easy?......
BAD ENGLISH STUDENT
A French policeman needs to learn perfect American English before going to New York. He finds the best "accent coach" in the world who tries to help him get rid of his French accent. They start with something very simple. But it's not so simple for this man!
For the video, link to:
http://www.laughandlearnenglish.com/videos/wanthamburger.wmv
In Spanish:
"Tres brujas 'travestis' miran los botones de tres relojes Swatch. ¿Qué bruja travesti mira los botones de qué reloj Swatch? "
In English:"Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watch which Swatch watch switch? "*
...AND THIS MODULE IS FOR MASTERS
In Spanish:
"Tres brujas suecas transexuales miran los botones de tres relojes Swatch suizos. ¿Qué bruja sueca transexual mira qué botón de qué reloj Swatch suizo? "
"Tres brujas suecas transexuales miran los botones de tres relojes Swatch suizos. ¿Qué bruja sueca transexual mira qué botón de qué reloj Swatch suizo? "
In English:
"Three Swedish switched witches watch three Swiss Swatch watch switches.
Which Swedish switched witch watch which Swiss Swatch watch switch?"
Which Swedish switched witch watch which Swiss Swatch watch switch?"
Who says English is easy?......
BAD ENGLISH STUDENT
A French policeman needs to learn perfect American English before going to New York. He finds the best "accent coach" in the world who tries to help him get rid of his French accent. They start with something very simple. But it's not so simple for this man!
For the video, link to:
http://www.laughandlearnenglish.com/videos/wanthamburger.wmv
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